Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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I meant to state that I threatened to kill him unless he refused to state that I broke his knees (and broke his wrists, I forgot to mention that too, such misery... ...Give a real man a chance here, its not every day I have to kill my mother... But you still wont hear me whining about it, asked my wife if she forgave me if I spent the rest of the day smirking, after all my mother "had visions" where my wife was Satan, which is fun, since I was also Satan the day I was born... Because my name is Nero... A NAME SHE GAVE ME! Still, not very dignifying getting the shit beat out that old hag because she was on some blend of angel dust, and still not so fun killing her by biting half her neck off... ...Literally not so fun, kinda fun? You bet, tasted disgusting, watching her choke to death was...Lets just say I have shared enough joy with you for one day.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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