What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Your face

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Grace Ackerson

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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