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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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