What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

destiny

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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