A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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Terry has ebola

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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