- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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