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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Who is big and stupid My brother

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Poker? I barely even know her.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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