- Anti Joke

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

I have an erection My mom!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.