Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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