- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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