- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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