- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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