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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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you first

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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