Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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A guy walks into a bar and hears a someone crying. He asks the bartender who is crying and the bartender says "It's my goat. He's been crying since Tuesday, I'm giving a $500 reward to whoever can make him stop." So the man walks to the back and whispers something to the goat's ear and suddenly the goat starts laughing. The bartender was so amazed at what happened and says "Wow, thank you kind sir! Here's your reward money." and the man takes the money and leaves. The next day the man returns to the bar and the bartender says "Hey, ever since you made my goat laugh he hasn't stopped. He's been driving me nuts. I'll give you another $500 to make him stop." So again, the man goes to the back of the bar and whispers to the the goats ear. Suddenly, the goat start crying again. The bartender can't believe it. He asks "How in the world did you do that? What did you say to my goat?" The man says "Well the first time I saw your goat I told him a joke." "Okay, that explains why he kept laughing..." the bartender asks "Now, what did you say to make him cry?" The man replies "I told him..." Suddenly the goat escapes and goes completely crazy and kills everybody in the bar with his horns. Till this day no one knows what the man said to the goat.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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