What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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Why was Edgar sad at the swimming pool? Edgar had been taking swimming lessons for a few weeks, on a tuesday-thursday basis, and was not learning how to swim as well as he would have liked. His instructer, Ms. Herpina was also very rude and generally disrespectful to Edgar. As a result of him seeing the lack of progress, and his dislike of his teacher, one day he quit going to his lessons and went to the local Dairy Queen instead with his girlfriend, Susie. Little did he know, his mother had also gone out to buy him DairyQueen, as a celebration to him becoming better at swimming. When she saw him at Dairy Queen, she was very angry at her son, who had lied to her about going to that days' lesson, and had also lied to her about not having a girlfriend. After his mom told his girlfriend that they couldn't date, she took a distraught Edgar to their small apartment. Edgar had always hated this apartment, ever since the first day they moved in as a result from the lack of money to afford a nicer area. After his older brother David stole all that money from his mother to buy drugs a few years back, his life hasn't been the same. His mother was forced to move into an apartment with few luxories, and Edgar was constantly jealous of his friends at school, especially Jason, the dark haired boy who always bragged about how good he was at his PSP games. Edgar only wanted happiness for at least a little while, but was quickly forced back to the pool. He was embarassed at the fact that he couldn't swim, and all the popular girls at the pool were making fun of him. It had been a rough life for Edgar, and he was still only seven years of age. This, my child, is why Edgar was sad at the swimming pool.

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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