- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Yock

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

dassa

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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