- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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