- Anti Joke

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Wait what? I did not type that!

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

cats are pussies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Man U

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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