- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What do you call a blue chair A black person

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

Wait what? I did not type that!

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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