- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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