Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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Bad grammers.

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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