- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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