What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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Nuneaton..

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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MySpace.

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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