- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

I'm hungry.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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