- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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