What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Cool Brian

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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