2 Penises

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

An Artic Storm.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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