(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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