- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

3 like an eel

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

its funny cuz i laughed!

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Today is March 22.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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