http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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I like your hair

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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your life

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Elizabeth Warren

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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