Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

its funny cuz i laughed!

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

3 like an eel

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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