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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Elizabeth Warren

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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