Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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