Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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1+2 = 6

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darude- sandstorm

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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Wanker

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gay pom...

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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