A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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