Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

I had friends on the Death Star.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Brain fart

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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