How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Where's the dick??? east

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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You suck big fat slobber

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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