- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A blonde walked into a bar.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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