Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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