- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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