- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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