What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

You idiot thats 9 letters

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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