- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

^ That's not even funny ^

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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