Today is March 22.

Get on the boat.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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