- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

AIDS

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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