Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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Robin, Get in the Car

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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well now

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