Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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