Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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