why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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