- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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