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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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