- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

penis?

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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