Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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