An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

I dont have a girlfriend

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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