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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a seal walks into a club.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

What's white and gluey Glue

Do you love me? No.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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