whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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