What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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Women can vote? wtf

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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