- Anti Joke

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

The Big Band Theory

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

I have an erection My mom!

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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