- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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