- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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