What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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The Holocaust

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Water? I hardly know her.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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