- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Your girlfriend.

A car walks into a bar.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

your no better than a cockroach

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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