Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

A lot eh?

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Tim likes girls

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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