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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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