- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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