A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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George Bush.

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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Anti Joke

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