Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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