- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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