- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Guess what? I like trains.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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