- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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