Miscarriages.

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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