Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

why is pie good. because it just is.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

What's white and gluey Glue

Call of Duty is a good game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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