- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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