What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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Charlie Sheen

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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