What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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epic win?

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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The queen having a shit

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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