- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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