- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

AIDS

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

What is the meaning of life? 42

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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