- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

black people

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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