Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

knock knock? come in

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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