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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

why did sally drown cause she was black

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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