- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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