How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Cancer.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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Whats white? A fridge

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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