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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

shut up kobe!

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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