You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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