- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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